🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES
THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL STARTS WITH 14 PAGES OF WARNINGS
I would like to know how to turn this thing on.
First, apparently, I must read warnings about water, children, fire, improper ventilation, pets, stairs, thunderstorms, and decisions I had never considered making.
First, apparently, I must read warnings about water, children, fire, improper ventilation, pets, stairs, thunderstorms, and decisions I had never considered making.
WHERE IS THE POWER BUTTON?
