🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES ASSEMBLY STEP ONE ASSUME I KNOW WHICH SCREW IS 'B'?

The instructions say use Screw B.

On the table are six silver screws differing in length by approximately the width of a human thought.
LABEL THE HARDWARE.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED