ABOUT PAT

Highly trained professional complainer. Questionably qualified.

OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHICAL STATEMENT UNVERIFIED

Pat is a highly trained professional complainer with over 50 years of experience identifying problems nobody else was particularly concerned about.

He founded PAT.GRIPE after realizing that yelling at the television and muttering under his breath weren’t reaching a large enough audience.

CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS

404 Not My Problem Blvd.

Complaint Department, OH 40404

PHONE

1-800-GRUMBLE

Calls may be monitored for quality complaining.

OFFICE HOURS

WHENEVER SOMETHING ANNOYS ME.

CUSTOMER SERVICE

YOUR COMPLAINT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US.

Probably.

QUALIFICATIONS

PROBABLY ENOUGH TO RUN A WEBSITE.

Over 50 years of professional complaining experience
Has opinions
Owns a domain name
Knows enough PHP to be dangerous
Once asked to speak to the manager, but only internally

QUESTIONABLY
OPERATED

PAT.GRIPE is independently owned, questionably operated, and completely unnecessary.

And yet… here you are.