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PAT.GRIPE

Complaining about the little things so you don't have to..

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LIFE IS HARD. RELATIVELY SPEAKING.

A collection of minor inconveniences, treated with the seriousness that they absolutely do not deserve.

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#001

THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS HAVE BEEN UPDATED

Excellent. I was hoping to begin my morning by reviewing forty-seven pages of revised legal language.
ACCEPT.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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COME ON NOW
PAT SAYS

We all clicked Accept. Let's stop pretending there was another outcome.

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#002

MY HEADPHONES TIED THEMSELVES IN A KNOT

I placed them carefully in my pocket for approximately eight minutes.

They emerged looking like they spent the afternoon learning macramé.
HOW?
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RIDICULOUS
PAT SAYS

Headphone wires can create knots that would impress professional sailors.

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