😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPES

FIRST WORLD GRIPE FILE.

A collection of minor inconveniences, treated with the seriousness that they absolutely do not deserve.

Pat.Gripe First World Gripes Collection
😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE
#001

THE KETCHUP BOTTLE MADE THAT NOISE

I just wanted ketchup. Instead the bottle made a noise loud enough for everyone at the table to acknowledge what happened.
We will not be discussing this.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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COME ON NOW
PAT SAYS

Everybody heard it. Nobody needs to make eye contact.