🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE WARRANTY CARD WANT MY LIFE STORY?

Name. Address. Email. Phone. Purchase date. Store. Model. Serial number.

I bought a $24 appliance, not a small aircraft.
CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT I OWN THE TOASTER?
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED