🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

THE SCISSORS ARE INSIDE THE PACKAGE THAT REQUIRES SCISSORS

I bought scissors because I need scissors.

The scissors are sealed inside industrial plastic that can apparently only be opened with scissors.
WE HAVE CREATED A TOOL PARADOX.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED