🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES
WHY DOES THE UMBRELLA DRIP ON EVERYTHING AFTER THE RAIN STOPS?
The umbrella kept me dry outside.
Now inside, it is dripping on the floor, my shoes, the car, and anything within three feet.
Now inside, it is dripping on the floor, my shoes, the car, and anything within three feet.
YOUR OUTDOOR JOB IS OVER.