🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE UMBRELLA DRIP ON EVERYTHING AFTER THE RAIN STOPS?

The umbrella kept me dry outside.

Now inside, it is dripping on the floor, my shoes, the car, and anything within three feet.
YOUR OUTDOOR JOB IS OVER.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED