THE JACKET ZIPPER STARTS ON THE SECOND TRY EVERY TIME

#jacket #zipper #starts

Insert. Pull. Nothing.

Remove. Reinsert exactly the same way. Perfect.

WHAT CHANGED?

OFFICIAL VERDICT

ZIPPER CEREMONY

PAT SAYS

The first attempt is apparently just introductions.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

I HAVE TO RESTART THE ROUTER

The internet stopped working, which means I must perform the sacred ritual of unplugging a box, counting to thirty, and plugging it back in.

Difficulty Level: FULL GRIPE

READ THIS UNNECESSARY SUFFERING →

🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

The complaint department has something new every day.

🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED