🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE CAR KEY FOB SAY LOW BATTERY FOR SIX MONTHS?

Low key battery.

Okay. Is that 'replace it today' low or 'we'll discuss this again next spring' low?

Because we've been having this conversation for months.
DEFINE LOW.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
👍 PAT ACTUALLY LIKES THIS

My Phone Is Dying. Again.

Since we're complaining about something related anyway, here's one Pat actually likes.
Because 3% battery should not qualify as an emergency.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT CHARGE IT AND MOVE ON.
PAT
APPROVED