🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

THE KEY FOB ONLY WORKS AFTER I PRESS IT THREE TIMES

Press unlock. Nothing.

Press again. Nothing.

Third press: immediate success, as though the first two were merely suggestions.
YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED