THE HAND DRYER REQUIRES EXACT HAND PLACEMENT

#hand #dryer #requires

Move hands left: nothing.

Right: nothing.

Up half an inch: hurricane.

JUST STAY ON.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

DRYER SWEET SPOT

PAT SAYS

I am learning the machine's secret handshake.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

THIS PEN DOESN'T WORK

I scribbled circles. I shook it. I drew increasingly aggressive lines on scrap paper. Nothing.

Difficulty Level: RIDICULOUS

READ THIS UNNECESSARY SUFFERING →

🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

The complaint department has something new every day.

🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED