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#001

THE CEILING FAN HAS NO CORRECT SPEED

Setting two does absolutely nothing. Setting three recreates conditions on the deck of an aircraft carrier.

I would like setting two and a half.
WHY IS THERE NO MIDDLE?
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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PAT SAYS

Ceiling fans offer three settings: decorative, hurricane, and somehow louder.

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