😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE
#001
I GOT THE MIDDLE SEAT
To my left: a stranger. To my right: another stranger.
Ahead of me: several hours of negotiating elbow territory.
Ahead of me: several hours of negotiating elbow territory.
I LIVE HERE NOW.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
PAT SAYS
The middle seat is less a seat and more a diplomatic assignment.