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A collection of minor inconveniences, treated with the seriousness that they absolutely do not deserve.

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#001

MY PHONE ONLY RINGS WHEN MY HANDS ARE FULL

I can sit beside my phone untouched for an hour.

The moment I'm carrying groceries, it becomes the communication hub of North America.
OF COURSE SOMEONE IS CALLING.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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RIDICULOUS
PAT SAYS

Phones possess sophisticated hand-availability detection technology.

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