😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE
#001
THE AVOCADO ISN'T READY
Yesterday it was basically a baseball. Today it is still basically a baseball.
Tomorrow it will probably be brown soup.
Tomorrow it will probably be brown soup.
THE WINDOW IS FOURTEEN MINUTES.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL
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RIDICULOUS
PAT SAYS
Avocados don't ripen. They schedule surprise appointments.