WHY IS THE ONE CART WITH A GOOD WHEEL NEVER AVAILABLE?

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There are fifty carts lined up.

I somehow choose the one that goes CLUNK-CLUNK-CLUNK through the entire store.

I HAVE ANNOUNCED MY ARRIVAL TO EVERY AISLE.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

CART LOTTERY

PAT SAYS

The cart has a beat. Unfortunately I'm shopping to it.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

THE HOTEL CURTAINS HAVE A TINY GAP

The entire room is dark except for one concentrated beam of sunlight aimed directly at my face.

Difficulty Level: FULL GRIPE

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🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

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🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED