🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY IS MY PHONE AT 1% FOR TWENTY MINUTES BUT 100% FOR THIRTY SECONDS?

At one percent, the phone survives a small geological era.

At one hundred percent, I unplug it, look away, and somehow we're already at 97.
I WOULD LIKE CONSISTENT PERCENTAGES.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED