🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE VENDING MACHINE KEEP MY DOLLAR?

Insert money. Press selection.

Nothing drops.

The machine now has my dollar and the snack remains behind glass looking completely uninvolved.
I DID NOT INVEST IN THE VENDING INDUSTRY.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED