WHY DOES THE UNKNOWN NUMBER NEVER LEAVE A VOICEMAIL?

#unknown #number #never

Unknown number calls.

I don't answer.

No voicemail. No text. Nothing.

IF IT MATTERED, GIVE ME A CLUE.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

MYSTERY CALL

PAT SAYS

Congratulations, unknown number. You remain unknown.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

THIS GIANT PLUG BLOCKS THE OTHER OUTLET

There are technically two outlets available. The enormous charging brick has decided it requires both.

Difficulty Level: RIDICULOUS

READ THIS UNNECESSARY SUFFERING →

🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

The complaint department has something new every day.

🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED