🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE HOTEL KEY STOP WORKING?

The key worked this morning.

Now I'm standing in the hallway swiping it six different ways while the little light flashes red with increasing confidence.
THIS WAS YOUR ONE JOB.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED