WHY DOES THE GROCERY CART SHOCK ME?

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Push cart. Touch shelf. Zap.

Push cart. Reach for cereal. Zap.

Apparently grocery shopping now includes low-voltage consequences.

I AM JUST TRYING TO BUY FOOD.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

STATIC SHOPPING

PAT SAYS

By aisle nine I'm afraid to touch anything metal.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

I HAD TO PARK ALL THE WAY OVER THERE

There are available parking spaces, but none of them are directly adjacent to the entrance. I may have to walk for upwards of forty seconds.

Difficulty Level: COME ON NOW

READ THIS UNNECESSARY SUFFERING →

🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

The complaint department has something new every day.

🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED