WHY DOES THE GAS PUMP ASK FOR MY ZIP CODE?

#gas-station #advertising #commercials

Insert card.

Enter PIN? No.

Enter ZIP code.

Apparently gasoline requires proof that I know where I live.

I AM QUALIFIED TO PURCHASE GASOLINE.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

PUMP INTERROGATION

PAT SAYS

Thankfully I studied for this exam.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

MY PHONE DIDN'T CONNECT TO THE CAR

It connects automatically every single day except today. Now I'm sitting in the driveway navigating Bluetooth settings like I'm launching a satellite.

Difficulty Level: FULL GRIPE

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🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

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STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

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STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

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