🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES
WHY DOES THE FRIDGE LIGHT MAKE MIDNIGHT FOOD LOOK SO JUDGMENTAL?
It's midnight. I quietly open the refrigerator.
Suddenly the entire kitchen is illuminated while I stand there holding cheese like I've been caught during a burglary.
Suddenly the entire kitchen is illuminated while I stand there holding cheese like I've been caught during a burglary.
I AM ALLOWED TO BE HERE.