🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE ELEVATOR CLOSE BUTTON FEEL FAKE?

Press.

Nothing.

Press again.

Still nothing.

At this point I'm not sure whether the button is connected to the elevator or merely provided for emotional support.
IS THIS A BUTTON OR A PLACEBO?
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED