🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES
WHY DOES THE AVOCADO HAVE A 12-MINUTE RIPE WINDOW?
Yesterday it could have been used as a doorstop.
Today at 2:14 PM it was perfect.
By dinner it had entered retirement.
Today at 2:14 PM it was perfect.
By dinner it had entered retirement.
I MISSED THE APPOINTMENT.