🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES EVERYONE STAND UP THE SECOND THE PLANE LANDS?

The seat belt sign turns off.

Everyone stands up at once, even though the door is closed and row 3 will be leaving approximately seventeen minutes before row 28.
WE ARE ALL STILL INSIDE THE AIRPLANE.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
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