THE SINK WATER IS EITHER FREEZING OR VOLCANIC

#automatic-faucet #sensors #bathrooms

Turn left: ice water.

Turn slightly right: surface of the sun.

I NEED A THIRD TEMPERATURE.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

PLUMBING EXTREMES

PAT SAYS

Apparently lukewarm has been discontinued.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

MY RECEIPT IS THREE FEET LONG

I purchased toothpaste and a bottle of water. The store has provided enough paper to document the Louisiana Purchase.

Difficulty Level: RIDICULOUS

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🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

The complaint department has something new every day.

🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED