🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

THE PLASTIC CLAMSHELL PACKAGE IS A FORTRESS

I bought the product.

Now I have to cut through industrial plastic without cutting myself, the product, or the table underneath it.
I HAVE ALREADY PROVEN I PAID FOR IT.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED