THE PAPER STRAW GIVES UP BEFORE THE DRINK IS FINISHED

#fast-food #drink-sizes #portion-sizes

The drink is still half full.

The straw has become a soft, collapsing tube with the structural confidence of wet cardboard.

I AM NOT DONE YET.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

STRAW LIFESPAN

PAT SAYS

The final third of the drink now requires engineering.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

MY RESTAURANT TABLE WOBBLES

Every time someone reaches for a drink, the entire table reminds us that one leg is approximately three millimeters shorter than the others.

Difficulty Level: RIDICULOUS

READ THIS UNNECESSARY SUFFERING →

🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

The complaint department has something new every day.

🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED