THE HOODIE STRING DISAPPEARS INTO THE HOOD

#hoodie #string #disappears

I pull the hood once and suddenly one string is six inches long while the other has vanished completely.

COME BACK OUT.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

STRING ESCAPE

PAT SAYS

I now need a safety pin and twenty minutes.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

WHO TIGHTENED THIS BOTTLE CAP?

This is a brand-new bottle, meaning the answer is apparently a machine with something to prove.

Difficulty Level: RIDICULOUS

READ THIS UNNECESSARY SUFFERING →

🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

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🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED