THE EXPRESS LANE HAS BECOME A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION

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The sign says 12 items or less.

The cart in front of me appears to contain supplies for a medium-sized restaurant.

Apparently numbers are now suggestions.

WE ALL SAW THE SIGN.

OFFICIAL VERDICT

EXPRESS-ISH

PAT SAYS

I'm not counting every item. Okay, yes I am.

😂 FIRST WORLD GRIPE

THE DOWNLOAD IS STUCK AT 99%

The first 99 percent took three minutes. The final one percent has apparently embarked on a spiritual journey.

Difficulty Level: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

READ THIS UNNECESSARY SUFFERING →

🚨 TODAY'S COMPLAINT

WANT THE CURRENT GRIPE?

The complaint department has something new every day.

SEE TODAY'S GRIPE →

🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

BROWSE THE GRIPE FILES →

STILL ANNOYED.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT

🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.

My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.

SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →

THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED

PAT
APPROVED