🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES
THE ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES WHEN I AM THREE STEPS AWAY
I'm clearly approaching.
Someone inside presses the button. I speed up.
The doors close at the exact pace required to deny me.
Someone inside presses the button. I speed up.
The doors close at the exact pace required to deny me.
WE BOTH KNEW I WAS COMING.