🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

THE CONDIMENT PACKET TEARS DOWN THE SIDE

I tear at the little notch.

Instead of opening neatly across the top, the packet splits diagonally and immediately puts ketchup on my fingers.
THE NOTCH WAS SUPPOSED TO GUIDE THIS.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED