🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

THE AUTOMATIC PAPER TOWEL DISPENSER IS RATIONING PAPER

Wave hand. Tiny piece of paper.

Wave again. Tiny piece of paper.

Apparently drying two human hands now requires a six-step negotiation.
I AM WETTER THAN YOUR PAPER ALLOWANCE.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED