🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION NOW?

Software used to be something you bought.

Now everything wants a monthly payment. Apps. Cameras. Doorbells. Cars. Printers.

At this rate my refrigerator is eventually going to stop cooling the milk because my Premium Cold plan expired.
I DON'T NEED A MONTHLY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PRINTER.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED