🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY IS THE SMALL DRINK THE SIZE OF A BUCKET?

I'd like a small drink.

Certainly. Here is 32 ounces of liquid in a container roughly the size of a household appliance.

Apparently beverage sizing has completely lost contact with reality.
IF THIS IS SMALL, I HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT THE LARGE.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
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PAT
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