🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES
THE RECEIPT DOES NOT NEED TO BE THREE FEET LONG
I bought three things.
The receipt includes my purchases, rewards balance, survey invitation, return policy, coupons, advertisements, legal disclosures, and what appears to be the opening chapter of a novel.
The receipt includes my purchases, rewards balance, survey invitation, return policy, coupons, advertisements, legal disclosures, and what appears to be the opening chapter of a novel.
I BOUGHT TOOTHPASTE. YOU HANDED ME THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS.