🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK WHAT MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS?

It's January 1.

I have barely figured out what day it is, and people already want goals, resolutions, habits, milestones, and a brand-new version of me.

Can I finish my coffee first?
MY RESOLUTION IS TO STOP ANSWERING THIS QUESTION.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED