THE INTERNET'S MOST IMPORTANT COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
PAT.GRIPE

Complaining about the little things so you don't have to..

🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE TOY NEED BATTERIES THAT AREN'T INCLUDED?

#fixed #christmas #day
The present is opened. Everyone is excited.

Then we discover the tiny words on the box: batteries not included.

Naturally, it requires the one battery size currently absent from the house.
SANTA SHOULD HAVE A BATTERY DEPARTMENT.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
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Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
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🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

BROWSE THE GRIPE FILES →
STILL ANNOYED.
ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
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APPROVED