🚨 DAILY GRIPE
FROM THE GRIPE FILES

WHY DOES THE CAR BEEP AT ME FOR EVERYTHING?

Door open. Beep.

Seat belt. Beep.

Lane line. Beep.

Key nearby. Beep.

Temperature low. Beep.

At this point the car and I are in a relationship where it communicates exclusively through disappointment.
I'M AWARE WE'RE EXPERIENCING LIFE TOGETHER.
PAT.GRIPE — We gripe because we care.
📢 SHARE THE OUTRAGE
Because suffering alone accomplishes nothing.
🗂️ FROM THE ARCHIVES

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FOUND AN OLD GRIPE.

Unfortunately, it is apparently still annoying.

ACTUALLY WORTH IT
🏆 PAT LIKES THIS

STOP LOSING YOUR STUFF!

I complain about almost everything. This somehow survived.
My luggage is allowed to travel. It is NOT allowed to travel without me.
SEE WHY IT'S WORTH IT →
THE VERDICT PAT APPROVED
PAT
APPROVED